Sunday, March 30, 2025

Pre-game kickoff for a trip to Grease and Turnkey

Department of Folklore

Some of you faithful followers know what THB stands for: TRAIL HEAD BOB...and you count on THB for at least most of the following updates:

  • Finding the trail head (usually the hardest part of the hike)
  • Documenting the ups and downs of traveling
  • Relaying how much a meal cost
  • Enjoying morning pastries 
  • Chasing art, buying art, watching art
  • Documenting THB's every scratch, ache, sore, shot, infusion, root canal, and all the while hardly uttering a word of complaint (maybe a few moans and groans)
  • Recommending his fave books, quoting song lyrics, and commenting on most things cultural
  • Posting pics of the twins  as they meander through early childhood
  • Posting unusual toilet signage

  • After a thousand posts (round up!), THB has decided it is time for something new, a change, a metamorphism, a rebirth, an infusion of fresh blood (not Rituximab) 

    Two Headed Beast

    • no, THB has not dumped DB ( or vice-versa!)
    • no, THB  is not looking for a cozy government job
    • no, THB is not becoming an Iron Man triathlete
    • no, THB is not moving to Panama, or Greenland, or the Gaza strip, or a remote island in the Gulf of America
     THB has a new "meaning" 
    What the hell does THB stand for now?

    Turnkey Hot Bagels

    THB also makes necklaces (not hot , warm)

    Turnkey Handcuff Bagels?


    Two Heads Beachdogs

    Twin Heat-dispensing Behemoths

    Two Humming Birds

    You will never leave a glass anything but empty
     Three Horses Beer, Imported tariff-free from Madagascar


    THB is leaving the country with plenty of cash: a brick of Turkish lira 




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